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07/08/2014 at 17:53 • Filed to: None

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Why I'm so excited about swim meets at the country club.

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A Maserati Quattroporte, that's the SQ4 version.

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A particularly beautiful (and brown!) Jaguar XK, that's the supercharged R Convertible version.

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A Porsche 911, that's the Carrera 4S version.

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The quartet I parked next to. A Cadillac XLR, a Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet, a Porsche 911 Carrera S,

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and a Posche 911 Carrera 4S Cabriolet.

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Also, Mercedes E-Class, that the E63-S AMG version.

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Bonus International pickup in front of a local hardware store.


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/08/2014 at 17:55

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Am I the only one who doesn't care for promotional vehicles? No matter how rare or interesting they are, if they're being used to advertise I hate them.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Rainbow
07/08/2014 at 17:56

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I would certainly prefer if it weren't a billboard, yes.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/08/2014 at 17:57

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When I was still a country club swimmer all of the really nice clubs sucked at swimming and were in a lower division so I never go to see this stuff. The yacht club were always fun to go to though.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
07/08/2014 at 17:59

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We're Class 1 (not for much longer), and the folks at this particular country club appear to be pretty good.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/08/2014 at 18:02

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My club was well know for being the last team in the upper division every year. We would be lucky to go 2-4 most years because the divisions dont cross until the finals meet. I have to ask, what do you swim?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
07/08/2014 at 18:04

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My preferred are 100/200 breast and 100 free. I am not fast though.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/08/2014 at 18:08

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You guys have 200's in summer swimming? And I'm a butterflyer, I was average at best. I did pick up the 25 butterfly record on the club swim team at college though.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
07/08/2014 at 18:11

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No, that's when I swim year-round club. We only do 50's-100's for seniors in summer.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/08/2014 at 18:16

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Thats what I thought. Enjoy it while you can, I aged out last year and summer feels so weird without it.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/08/2014 at 18:24

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Ah, Rich people.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
07/08/2014 at 18:29

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I finished my swim career too, now the question arises... how am I not going to get fat during the winter?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jkm7680
07/08/2014 at 18:35

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It is a country club, after all.


Kinja'd!!! MAXIMUMVRM > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/08/2014 at 18:37

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no matter the town cruise the cc on mother's day!


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/08/2014 at 18:38

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Man, I hate country clubs. My gf's brother is a dentist and a member at a country club outside Milwaukee. Sometimes they have family get togethers there. I can only take so much of being surrounded by boring ass white bread Wisconsin golf playing assholes wearing goddamn khakis and acting all smug.

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Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Bandit
07/08/2014 at 18:41

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I asked my self that question. My answer was workout. I then learned it really easy to not workout when you are not required to. I gained like 15 pounds by spring break, thankfully cutting soda out of my diet plus occasional working out did the trick so I ended up losing most of that weight and am back down to 160.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/08/2014 at 19:22

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Your Audi looks pretty good in that parking lot.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Vicente Esteve
07/08/2014 at 19:48

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I look like the grandchild or ex-wife of one of these people. In a good way, I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
07/08/2014 at 20:57

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Well, yes. Like, the one who baked delicious cookies


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Bandit
07/09/2014 at 09:50

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find a gym with a pool and keep swimming.

It's tough man.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
07/09/2014 at 09:52

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You had 25's in college? Damn I knew I should have walked onto the swim team at Michigan State.

I was a butterflyer too btw. This was my event list for every high school meet:

200 Medley Relay (50 Fly)

200 IM

100 Fly

100 Back

(then die in a corner)


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/09/2014 at 10:18

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Well I'm on the club team so there are different events than the actual team. Which is great cause 25's are the shit.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
07/09/2014 at 14:06

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hahaha that's crazy.

I had scholarship offers to a few schools (Penn State, UMass, and a few small ones) that I turned down because I have a bad knee (torn doing breast stroke - that sucked). I turned them down for a better education and I knew I'd blow out the knee again in college (which I did, twice), then I'd be stuck with a lesser education and no scholarship.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
07/09/2014 at 14:15

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Yeah, I wasnt that good. Missed the 100 butteryfly cut by .15 but still went to states in a relay. We got fifth in Division 2 and 15th in the state with a 1.36.8 in the medley relay so that was cool.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
07/09/2014 at 14:24

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nice! yard pool though with that time right?

I always raced meters. I made all conference 3 years in a row in 100 fly, and if I remember correct I made states my senior year for 100 fly and 100 back


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/08/2015 at 23:06

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Look! An Audi A8 L! :D


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Amoore100
06/08/2015 at 23:23

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*Passat


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/09/2015 at 01:52

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LOL’d


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/09/2015 at 01:54

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Lovely Traverse, btw


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/09/2015 at 01:54

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Really lovin these CUV’s...


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/09/2015 at 01:54

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Prime example of a Chevy Express van